YOU FAIL: It's a mawd mawd wurld.

Goodmorning blog. So today is my baby girl's first bday. Happy birthday darling. I love you.

So have you ever had one of those days where nothing went right at all?

Yeah...

Well that's how my day went, like it usually does.

In the roofing business we use nail guns run by air pressure, all guns have their own air hose hooked into one main hose run to the air compressor. Well my hose tends to get caught on every little bush, pot, tree, or gnome laying around in peoples' yards.

And that majorly blows. It rips shingles and gets caught so I lose slack and end up shooting a low nail and having to pull the shingle up. Or maybe the guns jam, which has been a recurring problem for over a year now. Mostly because the boss refuses to take them to get fixed at the good place and thinks that all they need is a good cleaning which is bullshit.

And the shingles we order are always frozen or wet which majorly dulls our knife blades or breaks them which in turn leads to wasting blades or wobbly, ugly cuts in the shingles.

All in all the job blows, everything tends to go wrong 90% of the time. Mostly due to the fact that my boss doesn't want to keep things fixed and working. But that's life I guess :\

So a week ago, a video went on youtube of a homeless man, Ted Williams, who had an absolute amazing announcer/radio voice, but had a bad fallout with drugs and alcohol.

Watch this and tell me it's not amazing...

Awesome right? Well two days after this hit the web, Ted got many job offers, one he took was announcing for the Cleveland Cavaliers and they also bought him a home. Not long after he did the voice over on a kraft mac and cheese commercial. Now that's an amazing second chance he had been offered. Well today on the radio I come to find out, Ted is going to rehab!!! Yep that failboat bastard with a beautiful voice let his life fall right back to where it was, only this time he had money to afford it. Little over a week and this man gave up everything he had just gained for a quick fix. Which turned into Dr. Phil (hate that guy) offering to pay out of pocket on his show to put Ted back in rehab for one more try. Don't mess it up this time dumbass!

So I recently watched the movie Inception, which by all means was a good movie. It starts out in the middle of the story using words that make no sense telling a story that seems to have no plot. Of course it all unfolds in the end.

Basically it's the story of a man who can enter into your dreams and remove or plant information or ideas. It sounds cool, it looked cool, especially when they constructed the person's dream world to put them in. It was like an acid tripp watching the worlds morph and bend. The best part however, was the main characters fictitious dead wife kept appearing in random dream worlds and messing everything up. Turns out, this guy's crazy.

He had to make his own little word just to keep his wife's memory, who btw was an insane woman who thought that life was just some dream and killing herself would bring her back to reality...riigghht... Anyways, it was trippy. Only things I learned watching this, is

1. marry someone not crazy

2. Don't break into peoples' heads

3. killing yourself doesn't solve everything

(though sometimes I wonder)

4. I should apparently keep a worthless trinket in my pocket to prove I'm not crazy...